Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Hillary Clinton held her first press conference in 275 days. It reads like something from The Onion









“I was just waiting for this moment,” Clinton joked as she walked to the back of the plane, positioning herself in the doorway separating the press from the Secret Service and the staff sections of the plane. “I’m thrilled,” she said. "No, really! I wanted to welcome you onto the plane. I think it’s pretty cool, don’t you?”

Unaccustomed to casual interactions with the Democratic nominee, the reporters paused before responding. “You’re supposed to say yes,” she said.
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