I Was an Israeli Spy — just as Newsweek was, once, a news magazine.

◼ In case you missed it, Newsweek has attempted to take itself off life support the last few days by publishing two articles alleging Israel has engaged in “rampant” spying on the United States. This is a grave matter with drastic international consequences that has touched my conscience deeply.

...to clear the record, and perhaps to avoid a lifetime in prison, allow me to reveal some of the important information I passed on to my handlers in Tel Aviv. (See: I know Mossad headquarters are in Tel Aviv, not Jerusalem. You have to believe me.)

1. That the United States has a secretary of State who thinks Israel will become an “apartheid state” even though Arabs have vastly more civil rights in Israel than they have in any Arab country. Go figure....