“I say, hell, yes, they’re fake. The real ones tried to kill me, although the fake ones feel very real. At least that’s what the TSA agents tell me.”

◼ DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz speaks about breast cancer at Saturday’s annual Gridiron Dinner. - Washington Post

“As some of you know, I was diagnosed with breast cancer, and went through seven surgeries including a double mastectomy. Rick, since you only speak Republican, that means I had them repealed and replaced.

“The entire experience reminded me that life is short, and we need to all focus on what matters – the people we love, the country we love, the legacy we leave…. And I hope that if all of us in public life can find more commonality – and see each other’s humanity – then we really can make progress.”